in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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