conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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