Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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