Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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