Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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