Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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