I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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