I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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