white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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