You work out of a Hotel?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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