Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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