so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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