He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
a search helicopter?!
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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