Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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