That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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