is wine microwaveable?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
that is very illegal...i love you.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
