is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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