I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
