so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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