yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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