just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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