i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
