see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Acid is not a monday night drug
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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