she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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