It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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