Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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