So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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