idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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