we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
