If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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