Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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