If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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