If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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