You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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