Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You are the jesus of drinking
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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