Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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