Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Buhtt sex?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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