Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
