what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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