is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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