Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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