question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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