I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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