This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My life is pants optional.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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