Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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