whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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