There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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