whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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