Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You dont lie about slip and slides
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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