Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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