genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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