its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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