my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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