I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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