I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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